This past New Year’s Eve was a two-year anniversary for me, so I was working on a post about the [somewhat weird and not that hot] romantic/sexual practice of placing one’s tongue in someone’s ear, and how it’s still largely considered sexy whereas similar acts such as tonguing eyeballs have failed to achieve such good publicity. Having experienced the act, I did not find it to be sexy in the least. I’m not going to say there was nothing sexy about it, because there’s certainly something sexy about a girl liking you that much in that way, but I fail to understand how anybody is so interested in what is essentially a wet willie without the middle man.
Then I had my first phone conversation with a friend I met on OkCupid. I mentioned I was working on a post for this group blog and she asked what I was writing, and upon hearing my topic, related to me that she orgasms just from guys whispering in her ear.
WITHDRAWN…
Sunday, January 4, 2009
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Does that depend on what the guy is saying, or is it just a reaction to the air whooshing past? Either way, a neat trick.
ReplyDeleteShe says the words are usually nice, but it's mostly just the act of whispering. Words and circumstance do matter though, as evidenced by the best quote of the night:
ReplyDelete"if a little kid is whispering how his mommy didn't give him apples for breakfast I would stop myself from orgasming"
I've never heard of eyeball licking, but I guess people lick anything these days.
ReplyDeleteYou got earlingus on New Year's Eve? I've never heard this story. Having happened teo years ago, what came of the perpetrator?
Stirling! Eyeball licking was from our high school! And man, you're not kidding about people licking anything. Eww!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever told anybody that story, because nobody was really around to talk to for the next few weeks, and the story was only a small part of a much larger one with more interesting subplots. As for the perp, she's currently alive and well, making a 4.0 GPA at Louisiana Tech, despite the fact that she may very well be, as I think Nicole once described her, "batshit crazy".